The Cursed Results From Project X Wrestling's Hardcore Halloween
PXW Adrenaline Championship Match:
Over the Top Battle Royal -&- Ladder Match
Blindsided by Scary Gary, I matched him blow for blow throwing each other back and forth into the corner and then I stomped a mudhole in that creepy lil freak's chest, promply before slapping The Face-Hugger on him. Scary raked my eyes and tried to force me over the top but I fought back to toss him over. Staggering I waited... when Jason Taylor took out The Great Mecco I quickly took him over and then as well got yet again blindsided and was thrown out.
The Cursed Vs Psycho (Stunning Guest Ref. "Damn Fine" Jason Taylor):
What was supposed to be a serious contender match turned out to be one big damn screw job for yours truly. A conspiricy laid out, most likely by The Mastermind himself... Of course... I can't prove that though can I? First off I should have noticed there wasn't a ref already in there but I was shocked to find out that Damn Fine was announced as a guest ref... He retired! Give it up man, your old, I mean Rock N Roll Express OLD! Guys like you hold on to your iconography too damn long. Get out of the way of the fresh talent. I ought to rip your pacemaker out and shove it down your throat. And Psycho, you nutjob... I aint through with you either. I want another match this time... No ref... No rules... Last Man Standing and Fans Bring The Weapons!!! I'll take that mask off, rip your face off and use it for toliet paper and staple it back on...
Disclaimer: The Cursed's views are not that of any wrestling promotion he works for. They are his and his alone.
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